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Showing posts with label Funny Texts. Show all posts

Thursday, December 17, 2015

He Is The Most Annoying Facebook Troll Of All Time. Hilarious!



Facebook is an amazing platform gifted by Mark Zuckerberg to us. We should thank this great man. Through this social media platform, people can not only post their pictures, videos or status but can indulge in arguments over there. See, that's the reason I love it so much. Seriously, on Facebook, we can troll our friends, can get on some serious cat fights with your Baes or can laugh hard at some stupid comments.

And thus, I found this odd FB couple, Brendan and Robert. Their different opinion fights on Facebook will surely give you a stomachache.


Gay marriage vs a normal marriage
Lol! What you are up to? Watch before you text, else Robert will troll you badly.

The space discussion
Damn good revert by Robert, I love this man.

On Imigrants
Poor thought! Brendan.

Mathematical ratings
Oh gosh! Robert is realy hiting Brendan badly.

On numbers
Haha! F#*king Fag,

5/7 again..Arguments still continue
I can see how Robert is deep in love with Brendan, they don't leave each other even on their friend's post.

and the arguments are just not ready to stop
Robert turns too rude now. Poor Sara!

The Guns law
Brendan is politically charged.

and more..

On typing mistake
This time Bredan really scwered up.

Armor vs Armoire
Oops! Brendan was trolled badly.

Spell check fails
R.I.P. Spellcheck.

Once again Robert wins the race

'Bungy' jumping stuff

Delightful Bredan

Whatsay guys, should Bredan block the terrorist Robert or let him win? Do comment below and don't forget to share.




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Friday, December 11, 2015

Leaked Cheating Texts That Will SHOCK YOU


#1 Well...she spilled her tea when it wasn't even necessary.

#2 Don't you just love when someone finds a clever way to breakup? Sad but hilarious.

#3 Ooooh, you know its bad when the two are BOTH working against you!

#4 ...Not much to say about uncle Joe...dude your gross

#5 It only takes a few moments to re-read a text...save this whole embarrassment!

#6 Not the XBOX though! We'd rather the bones...

#7 Even dad is in on his daughters cheating habits!?

#8 The analogy, the philosophy, damn I want her too

#9 Price seems about right

#10 The movie references

#11 Yeah, why wait?

#12 Never thought why she loved it, until

#13 Girl conspiracies




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Thursday, December 10, 2015

These Dumb Girls Almost Ruined Facebook



Many people want to get people's attention and for that, they can do anything. They post anything on social media without re-reading or re-thinking about it. I even have seen such posts on my friends' profiles, that make me say - What is this?

Below are some girls' post which you will find too weird.

1. The girl is too innocent.

2. Yeah, she is hot.

3. Facebook is not for horticulturists.

4. What the hell is she posting.

5. The word dog have so many connotations.

6. Even a simple word may sound something else.

7. Check, she is hot or not?



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17 Porn Site Comments That Made Post-Fun Self-Disgust Totally Worth It



Any of you ever heard of porn? It’s some weird thing where people, on the face of it like you or me, get together and have sex. But that’s not where it ends. They film the sex and release it to the general public. Apparently it’s getting big.

But anyway, these “porn” videos are open to feedback and so was born the comments section. For the most part, this particluar section is full of people called things like BigKnob69 saying things like “I’d give her a ruddy good seeing to” but with more profanities and worse spelling (because it’s hard to type with one hand).

But sometimes. SOMETIMES. Some people come up with some absolute gold…
here’s our favourites:

1. The profile picture doesn’t lie…

2. Are they adverts? In a porn film?

3. Interior designers have their needs

4. I sort of want to see this now… only to see what’s going on at 4:01 and 6:40. Honestly!

5. You can never escape fallout.

6. Yeah he’s right. And they keep having sex!

7. At least they’re consistent.

8. Join the queue

9. Soulkeeper98? Either there’s at least 97 other SoulKeeper’s or this guy’s 17 (assuming this screenshot was recent). There’s buttons at the entry of porn sites to make sure this doesn’t happen!

10. I want to see this too…

11. The Expert becomes the student.

12. Noodles in lasagne? You want sheet pasta and to cook with a little oil. Then once they’re cooked, run some boiling water over them to wash away an excess starch.

13. Stevo knows.

14. Yeah me and Presgle are going to McDonald’s

15. Just look at their name. Are you surprised?

16. sly1 doesn’t like what she sees in this world.

17. I’m starting to think this guy isn’t even a doctor…


Ahhhh porn. Love it or hate it, it’s not going anywhere so you might as well have a laugh with it…





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