Leaked Cheating Texts That Will SHOCK YOU

#1 Well...she spilled her tea when it wasn't even necessary.

#2 Don't you just love when someone finds a clever way to breakup? Sad but hilarious.

#3 Ooooh, you know its bad when the two are BOTH working against you!

#4 ...Not much to say about uncle Joe...dude your gross

#5 It only takes a few moments to re-read a text...save this whole embarrassment!

#6 Not the XBOX though! We'd rather the bones...

#7 Even dad is in on his daughters cheating habits!?

#8 The analogy, the philosophy, damn I want her too

#9 Price seems about right

#10 The movie references

#11 Yeah, why wait?

#12 Never thought why she loved it, until

#13 Girl conspiracies

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17 Porn Site Comments That Made Post-Fun Self-Disgust Totally Worth It

Any of you ever heard of porn? It’s some weird thing where people, on the face of it like you or me, get together and have sex. But that’s not where it ends. They film the sex and release it to the general public. Apparently it’s getting big.

But anyway, these “porn” videos are open to feedback and so was born the comments section. For the most part, this particluar section is full of people called things like BigKnob69 saying things like “I’d give her a ruddy good seeing to” but with more profanities and worse spelling (because it’s hard to type with one hand).

But sometimes. SOMETIMES. Some people come up with some absolute gold…
here’s our favourites:

1. The profile picture doesn’t lie…

2. Are they adverts? In a porn film?

3. Interior designers have their needs

4. I sort of want to see this now… only to see what’s going on at 4:01 and 6:40. Honestly!

5. You can never escape fallout.

6. Yeah he’s right. And they keep having sex!

7. At least they’re consistent.

8. Join the queue

9. Soulkeeper98? Either there’s at least 97 other SoulKeeper’s or this guy’s 17 (assuming this screenshot was recent). There’s buttons at the entry of porn sites to make sure this doesn’t happen!

10. I want to see this too…

11. The Expert becomes the student.

12. Noodles in lasagne? You want sheet pasta and to cook with a little oil. Then once they’re cooked, run some boiling water over them to wash away an excess starch.

13. Stevo knows.

14. Yeah me and Presgle are going to McDonald’s

15. Just look at their name. Are you surprised?

16. sly1 doesn’t like what she sees in this world.

17. I’m starting to think this guy isn’t even a doctor…

Ahhhh porn. Love it or hate it, it’s not going anywhere so you might as well have a laugh with it…





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Losing Your Virginity to the Wrong Guy Never Felt So Right

Maya waited all through college to lose her virginity, but now she can't wait any longer.

"I'm a virgin," I said, because it wasn't fair to him if he didn't know until it was too late for him to back out. The thought had occurred to me: What if I suck at this? It would probably occur to him, too, when I'd lay there like a dead fish.

Something I couldn't identify flickered in his eyes. "I figured. But thinking it and hearing confirmation are two different things." He was stepping out of his pants legs as he spoke, keeping his eyes on me.

"Okay, well, I just thought you should know before…" I couldn't even say it.

"What the fuсk was Computer Boy doing with you? Just staring?"

"We made a pact in college. Promise rings and everything." I felt I had to say something. "He took it very seriously and I guess some part of me was still holding on to good old-fashioned values, so it worked for the both of us."

Jake looked at me like I was an alien. "And now?"

"And now, I want to have ѕex with you."

He gently pushed me back on the bed, and I made room for him between my legs. "Then you should know that I don't give a ѕhit that you're a virgin," he bit out, staring down into my eyes. "I'll fuсk you and you'll love it, but don't expect rainbows and roses and all that bullѕhit out of movies. Don't give me that sappy You're my first ѕhit when it's over, understood?"

He expected me to get clingy, to put him on some kind of pedestal for being my first real sexual partner. I wanted to laugh at his enormous ego but I didn't. Maybe he was speaking from experience.

"Fuсk you, Jake," I said instead, pulling a tuft of his hair.

"Let's go, babe," he said in return, blindly going through his nightstand. He pulled himself to his knees, tore at the condom wrapper with his teeth, and sheathed himself, his eyes on the ceiling.

I pulled my lower lip into my mouth when his gaze heated my skin. "You're so fuсking gorgeous," he rasped, stroking his erection. "Do you want me inside you?"

I nodded, not trusting myself to be able to speak.

"Say it, Maya. Say the damn words."

"Yes. I want you…inside me."

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12 Things You Need to Know Before Dating a Girl Who Has Been Cheated On

A lot of us have been there: You were cheated on and you know you have to get back on the dating horse. (What's a dating horse? Nevermind.) You're super-suspicious of everything your new partner is doing, and you don't know if you'll ever trust someone again. Just go ahead and send this list to the next guy you date. He'll get it.


1. She's been heartbroken, and she doesn't trust easily. Look, it's not your fault that her last guy was an asswipe, but you're going to have to work a little harder and follow through on whatever you say with actions, so she knows she can really trust you. Just give her some time, once she trusts you and you're consistent with what you do and say, you're golden.​

2. She sees you texting under the table — and don't even think about saying it's "no one." If your new girl was burned in the past, she never wants to feel that pain again. And chances are she's going to be looking for warning signs up front. So be honest with her and you'll earn her trust. See point number one.

3. She doesn't want to take it fast, but she does want to know you're serious about the relationship. She can't help it, she's a bit insecure because of what the last guy did to her, but can you blame her? Bottom line: If you're not that into her or not "ready to be with someone right now," don't lead her on.​

4. She's probably going to quiz you about your guy's night out. Just like she's going to ask you who you're texting occasionally. But this is a fair and totally normal question to ask if you're going to be in a relationship with her — unless you're up to something shady, in which case she'll dump you like that *snaps fingers*.

5. Taking pictures with random chicks or bottle girls and posting them on social media will only cause her pain. You know how people's minds work: Before you can even explain what happened, she'll think you're dating one of them and have cheated on her 11 times. That's just where her mind goes until you earn her trust.

6. She's going to want to meet your friends, so they know she exists. Guys who don't introduce girls to their friends are up to something. Period.

7. Her cheat radar is off the charts. ​ Once a girl has been cheated on, she can see a red flag a mile a way. Do something shady and she won't hesitate to call you out, because girlfriend isn't going through another heartbreak.

8. She might over-share details of her last relationship, hoping desperately that history doesn't repeat itself. It's a defense mechanism: she'd rather you know what she went through, so you don't do the same thing to her (just in case you're that kind of guy).

9. If you've ever cheated on a girlfriend, she's going to hard pass on dating you. Even if it's not true, she's heard the phrase "once a cheater, always a cheater" and she's not taking any chances.

10. She has very complicated feelings about her ex. Yes, he was the worst person alive, but also she misses him sometimes. Probably just don't talk about him.

11. She has borderline intimate relationships with her best girlfriends. They were there for her when she hated men, and they are inseparable. She's never going to ditch them for you. And also you should befriend them — they're probably way cool anyway.

12. She will never, ever, ever cheat on you. She knows how painful it is, and would never inflict that on another person.




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