There’s a lot to be said about big breasts. Yes, the media keep telling everyone that the bigger the better. Push up bras exist for the sole purpose of making your boobies look bigger and better. A lot of women strive for this “ideal” and quite a few get implants. But is it worth it? It’s hard to tell. We all strive to have something we don’t have.
Girls with smaller chests sometimes want to have a double D cup, while the owners of those double D would gladly agree to have a B cup. While I’m quite happy with my larger-than-B-cup-sized breasts; I do see how big boobs come with their own set of annoyances and disadvantages. Here’s some I remembered just off the top of my head.
1. Finding a button down that will fit perfectly and look flattering is pretty much impossible. You either have to get a huge size to accommodate your boobs and end up looking rather boxy, or if it fits everywhere else, those buttons on your chest are hanging on for dear life where they are threatening to blast off across the room.
2. V-neck shirts look good but also sexy on you, but you can never pull off that casual “urban outfitters” look. I constantly feel jealous of my friends with smaller chests who never have to worry that a simple V-neck will make them look like they’re trying too hard.
3. T-shirts with a cute print on them are not for you. There’s absolutely no way you can have a nice print on your chest. It’ll stretch out so much, it will be unrecognizable. Plus, wearing something with a print will just bring unwanted attention to your boobs.
4.Speaking of unwanted attention. Everyone is always staring at your breasts, or commenting on their size. You never asked for this, but there’s nothing you can do about it. The worst thing is when people try to pass that off as a compliment.
5. Messenger bags are your worst enemy. If you wear them properly – they look like a boob divider. That’s never a good look. But when you try to wear them so that the strap goes above your boobs – it threatens to choke you and, let’s face it, it just looks stupid.
6. Same with seatbelts in cars. There’s just no way of looking good or feeling comfortable with that huge seat belt across your chest. Sometimes I genuinely think that my boobs have more chances of protecting me in case of a car crash then the seat belt. (lol, just kidding, car safety is important)
7. You can’t run down the stairs comfortably. The amount of jiggling that takes place is insane. You have two options here. Either holding onto your boobs with your hands to stop the jiggling or just, you know, not running down the stairs.
8. Speaking of running, that’s uncomfortable too. In fact any kind of exercise, especially cardio, requires super strong sports bras. Yes, I said bras, plural. There’s no way one sports bra can give the amount of support that’s needed for big boobs. You usually need at least 2, sometimes 3. And finding one that will actually fit properly is a whole other problem. Doing push ups is ridiculous, you can’t go very low, because your boobs get in the way. Don’t even get me started on yoga, downward dog pose threatens with suffocation by boobs.
9. Bra’s in general are a challenge. Not because you don’t like them, in fact, most girls with big boobs love bras. They’re our best friends. But finding a nice looking one seems impossible. All the pretty ones either only come in small sizes, or even if they do come in a bigger size, offer absolutely no support. So we’re left with very plain looking bras in the best case scenario, or awful grandma ones in the worst case.
10. Strapless dresses are not an option. There’s just no way a strapless dress will stay in place. You constantly have to pull it up, or adjust your boobs. They also make you look way too inappropriate, even though that’s not the look you’re going for.
11. Pretty much anything you wear will look way more sexy than you want it too. It doesn’t matter if you’re wearing a casual t-shirt and comfy jeans or, a flannel shirt or a casual dress, someone will still comment that you look too “sexy”. If you actually choose to wear a sexy evening dress – someone is bound to say that’s inappropriate or vulgar.
12.Your back hurts. You know how all women can’t wait to go home to take of the bra? Girls with big boobs can relate to that, but we also just want to lie down, so our back can stop hurting after all that heavy lifting we had to do all day, lugging these boobs everywhere.
13. You can’t really complain, because you’ll just sound like you’re humble-bragging.
I think that’s enough for today. This is a very short list of everyday problems girls with big boobs have to deal with. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments, so we can all relate. But remember, even though having big boobs is tricky, we still love it.
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