Any of you ever heard of porn? It’s some weird thing where people, on the face of it like you or me, get together and have sex. But that’s not where it ends. They film the sex and release it to the general public. Apparently it’s getting big.
But anyway, these “porn” videos are open to feedback and so was born the comments section. For the most part, this particluar section is full of people called things like BigKnob69 saying things like “I’d give her a ruddy good seeing to” but with more profanities and worse spelling (because it’s hard to type with one hand).
But sometimes. SOMETIMES. Some people come up with some absolute gold…
here’s our favourites:
1. The profile picture doesn’t lie…
2. Are they adverts? In a porn film?
3. Interior designers have their needs
4. I sort of want to see this now… only to see what’s going on at 4:01 and 6:40. Honestly!
5. You can never escape fallout.
6. Yeah he’s right. And they keep having sex!
7. At least they’re consistent.
8. Join the queue
9. Soulkeeper98? Either there’s at least 97 other SoulKeeper’s or this guy’s 17 (assuming this screenshot was recent). There’s buttons at the entry of porn sites to make sure this doesn’t happen!
10. I want to see this too…
11. The Expert becomes the student.
12. Noodles in lasagne? You want sheet pasta and to cook with a little oil. Then once they’re cooked, run some boiling water over them to wash away an excess starch.
13. Stevo knows.
14. Yeah me and Presgle are going to McDonald’s
15. Just look at their name. Are you surprised?
16. sly1 doesn’t like what she sees in this world.
17. I’m starting to think this guy isn’t even a doctor…
Ahhhh porn. Love it or hate it, it’s not going anywhere so you might as well have a laugh with it…
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